MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS (NR)
THE ASYLUM (2009)
Starring: Deborah Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas, Vic Chao, Jonathan Nation, Mark Hengst & more.
You already know going into a film called MEGA SHARK VERSUS GIANT OCTOPUS your not
going to expect much. Well, if you dig the old giant creature features of the 1950's & 60's then you'll
enjoy this film. I have seen a lot of these films, because I think you need to go in light hearted and just
laugh because of how bad it is. Two giant sea creatures are fighting for domination off the coast of
California. They are wreaking havoc all along the coast and the military heads in to stop them. The
creatures destroy submarines, oil rigs, planes and kill people. This film was so bad that it made it good.
It was like one of those movies you would see on MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000. If you
watch this with friends you will find yourself doing what they do on that show. The military brings in
some scientist to figure out how to stop these creatures, because apparently blowing them up is just
not good enough. The majority of the movie is really boring and nothing really happens until the
creatures start fighting. They keep using the same footage over and over for most of the fight scenes.
You will enjoy this movie much more by just trying to point out all the horrible mistakes through out
the films. It stars Lorenzo Lamas & Debbie Gibson, so that right there should tell you enough. If you
thought you had seen Lorenzo Lamas at his worst before then you haven't seen this film yet. It's hard
to tell if this film is supposed to be taken serious or was intentionally this bad. Ed Wood is probably
laughing in his grave!