| HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS (April 2008) |
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| BLACK SHEEP (R) DIMENSION EXTREME (2006) Starring: Matthew Chamberlan, Nick Fenton, Nathan Meister, Tammy Davis, Peter Feeney & more. Two brothers inheret their parents sheep farm after they pass away. The one brother is scienetist & starts doing experiements of the sheep. Everything goes bad & the sheep turn into flesh eaten zombie sheep. There are animal protesters who come onto the property & get eaten by the sheep. The brothers have to find a way to destroy the sheep & stay alive. This was a New Zealand horror film that sounds a little corny, but was actually quite good. There was a lot of violence, gore & great make up effects done by WETA Workshop, the same guys that did the work on the LORD OF THE RINGS Trilogy! Check out this very cool horror flick! www.BLACKSHEEP-themovie.com |
| COUNTESS DRACULA'S ORGY OF BLOOD (R) IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT (2004) Starring: Paul Naschy, Glori-Anne Gilbert, Danielle Petty, Tony Clay, Del Howison & more. A man in the 1800's loses his love & he thinks vampires are the ones responsable. It's now present day & the mans remains have been sent to a friend in L.A. They go to get the body & find out that he has come back to life looking for his love. There is a female vampire also out looking for his love. They both are trying to find here when the female vampire goes on a sexual bloddy rampage when she hits up a strip club for more women & victims. The film was a little slow & cheesy in spots but there is a good mix of sex & blood all through out the whole film. It's not a film you would want to watch over again, but not bad for one viewing! |
| FRIDAY THE 14TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (R) PARAMOUNT PICTURES (1984) Starring: Kimberly Beck, Corey Feldman, Larence Monoson, Carey More, Ted White & more. In this 4th instalment of the FRIDAY films Jason wakes up in the hospital, kills a bunch of people & returns to Crystal lake to be greated by some new victims. This is yet another of the films that doesn't actually take place on Friday, because it's the next day of the night of the last film! Jason takes out another slew of teenagers in some gruesome & horrific ways. This time he kind of gets tricked when Corey Feldman's character plays mind tricks with him. This is enough for them to distract & kill Jason for the final time. We all know this isn't true, but the way he gets killed off,really should have been the last film. This is one of the better films of the series! www.FRIDAYTHE13THfilms.com |
| I KNOW WHO KILLED ME (R) TRISTAR (2007) Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Neal McDonough, Julia ormond, Brian Garret, Paula Marshall & more. This was the first adventure for Lindsay Lohan into something a bit more adult & mature subject film. The story is about a killer who keeps kid napping young rich girls & torturing them & then removes some of their limbs. He then dumps the bodies in ditches to be discovered. Lindsay's character becomes a victim & then when she shows up claims to be someone else. She is missing an arm & a leg. Everyone just thinks she is tramautized by the attack. As things unravell with the story we find out some other things that reveal why she doesn't belive she is the couples daughter! The film was a little slow, but the story was pretty decent over all! www.sonypictures.com/movies/IKNOWWHOKILLEDME |
| LETHAL EVICTION (R) MTI HOME VIDEO (2005) Starring: Judd Nelson, Jennifer Carpenter, Stacey Dash, Michael Bowen, James Avery & more. The film follows the lives of some different types of charcters all living in the same apartment building. When the new owners show up they want to raise the rent & then all of a sudden the tenants start dying off. They try to find out who is doing it & they think it could be Jennifer Carpenter's one crazy drug addicted sister. The other character she plays is the other twin, but she is the sweet clean cut squicky clean type. Judd Nelson is the doctor of her sister & he is trying to help her out before she kills again or gets killed herself. The film was a bit annoying at times because some of the characters are very annoying. It just makes you look forward to when they get killed off. I saw this film on Showtime & it's worth one viewing at least, plus Jennifer Carpenter from DEXTER is in it! www.LETHALEVICTION.com |
| MORTUARY (R) ECHO BRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT (2005) Starring: Dan Byrd, Denise Crosby, Stephanie Patton, Alexandra Adi, Courtney Peldon & more A mother & her children move into a small house that is also a mortuary. This is the mothers profession & she wants to be able to work @ home since her husband died so she can be with her kids. The front yard is a graveyard & the kids hear stories of a small boy who lived there & murdered his parents. The house starts filing up with this black fungus on the walls & floors. It starts to engulf the house & then makes everyone crazy. This is also when the little boy returns all grown up & starts killing off all the people taht live in the town. The film was directed by Tobe Hooper & was actually quit a cool film concept. The film had an over all creepy vibe to it. www.MORTUARYthemovie.com |
| THE HOST (R) MAGNOLIA PICTURES (2006) Starring: Kang-Ho Song, Hie-Bong Byeon, Hae-Il Park, Du-Na Bae, Ah-Sung Ko & more. The government in Seoul Korea has been dumping toxic waste in the main river in the city. After years of this, the waste has mutated the creatures in the river. Most have died of, but one has grown, mutated & eaten all the other creatures in the river. Now he his starving & has come up onto land to feast. He attacks the little town, by the river & eats everything he can. A small child is taken victime, but is still alive. The family members go after the child, but the government tries to stop them, because everyone is become infected with radiation from the creature. This was a very cool giant creature film that only the Japanese can do correctly. They are actually making an American remake of it, but it probably won't be that as good as this one! www.HOSTmovie.com |
| THE INVASION (PG-13) WARNER BROS (2007) 'Starring: Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Jeremy Northam, Jackson Bond, Jeffrey Wright & more. This is a remake of the film INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. The film is about these aliens who take over the humans bodies & turn them into lifeless emotionaless zombies. They transform them by spewing some sort of bile into their mouths. They start to form in a cocoon type thing when they fall asleep. When they wake up they have become one of them. Nicole Kidman's charcter has son that they all want to get & kill, because he has the only blood that will not be affected by the aliens bile. The kid escapes from his father, who has become one of them & Nicole goes searching for him to save him & try not getting turned herself. The film was more suspenseful than a horror film, because there wasn't much effects or anything. The film was a cool watch, but the original is much better! http://THEINVASIONmovie.warnerbros.com |
| UNHOLY (R) ANCHOR BAY ENTERTAINMENT (2007) Starring: Adrienne Barbea, Nicholas Brendon, Siri Baruc, Richard Ziman, Ron Patrick & more. A mother returns home to find her duaghter about to commit suicide. She can't stop her before she pulls the trigger. Things start going quite strange from here on out. She starts hearing voices & seeing images of her daughter everywhere. There are these strange people that keep coming after the mother & her son. Things really start going bizarre when they start seeing images of Nazi experiemnts & stuff. There are even some strange things with time travel also happening. There is an eneding that kind of brings everything together, but kind of makes you a bit lost as the film is moving along. If there was a bigger budget then things could be explained a bit better! www.UNHOLYmovie.com |
| UNREST (R) AFTER DARK FILMS (2007) Starring: Corri English, Scot Davis, Joshua Alba, Jay Jablonski, Marisa Petroro & more. A group of medical students are put together to do some studies on cadavers in their class. Soem of the students start messing with the bodies & make fun of them. The young girl they are doing their tests on has no background records or anything. The students start dying off one by one. Two of the students try to find out who the young girl is & why they are getting weird vibes from being around the body. As more & more students & hospital workers die they uncover who the girl was & the reason why these murders are happening. This was a really cool flick with some really gross & violent death scenes. This is one you should give a viewing to! www.UNRESTfulmovie.com |