| MOVIE & VIDEO REVIEWS (July 2003) page 2 |
| ILSA-SHE WOLF OF THE SS (R) AETAS FILM PRODUCTION (VHS) Starring: Dyanne Thorne, Gregory Knopn, Tony Mumolo, Maria Marx, Nicole Riddell & more! This is a movie based on the Nazi Germany concentration camps. The film is based on true documented facts all brought together for dramatic film purposes. Ilsa is a very fierce, nasty & even sexy female leader of this specific Nazi camp. She has new prisoners brought into her camp to become workers & to brain wash them. She also of course tortures & humiliates them along the way. She makes all the women strip down completely naked & proceeds to torture, beat & even kill them. Along the way the Nazi men & women sodomized & sexually abuse the prisoners. Ilsa takes all the men, strips them down & over looks them. Then she chooses the men she wants to sexually please her. Once they have done their job she has them castrated. In the end the newest prisoners devise a revolt & take their revenge on the Nazi leaders of the camp. There is a ton of blood, nudity & torture in this film. This is a very strange & very good film & is deffinately not for the weak hearted!!! LEAGUE OF EXTRORDINARY GENTLEMEN (PG-13) (Thearter) 2003 Starring: Sean Connery, Shane West, Peta Wilson, Stuart Townsend & more! Here we have another movie based on a comic book. This movie looked a lot better than it turned out to be. It has a lot of special effects & good fight sequences, but the storyline was very weak! A bunch of famous literary charcaters are brought together when England is threatened by a mysterious character known as The Phantom. The charcters are Alan Quarterman, Captain Nemo, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray & a few others. The good thing about this movie is that where it lacked in story it made up for every where else. it may have been too many characters thrown in together which caused some confusion. All in all it was an o.k. film to check out once or twice!!! SLAUGHTER HIGH (R) (VHS) Starring: Caroline Munro, Simon Scuddamore, Kelly Baker, Sally Cross, Billy Hartman & more! This is an 80's B- Horror movie that takes place in a high school. A group of teens start picking on a nerdy student & becomes the center for a bunch of their pranks. This continues for a little bit until one of the pranks goes horribly wrong & the nerd gets burned with acid & becomes deformed. Many years go by & all of these teens get invited to come back to school for a private reunion. Once everyone shows up to the school the murders begin. The nerd hunts down each & everyone of them & tortures & kills them. He electricutes them, burns them with acid, impales them & lots more. The dialog & acting were pretty cheesy, but there were some cool killing scenes with some decent effects & blood. This is not one of the best 80's horror movies, but it's worth checking out!!! |
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| TEENAGE CATGIRLS IN HEAT (R) TROMA (DVD) Starring: gary Graves, Carrie vanston, Dave Cox, & lots more! In this Troma Films Release all the cats in Riverville are turning into beautiful, sexy teenage catgirls! Once the cats have transformed they set out to find, mate & claw every man they can get their paws on. They have lots of fun as they engage in much sexual adventures to find the perfect mate. There is much bad acting & even worst dialog & story, but it's a Troma film, what did you expect? There are many naked women to make up for it though! There are tons of great extras on this DVD just like most of Troma's DVDs. There's a tour of the Troma Studios, Austin Comics mocks this movie, director commentary, the soul of Troma, production stills, Troma Intelligence Test (T.I.T.) 2 & lots more!!! Check out more on Troma & the rest of their releases at www.TROMA.com or www.TROMAVILLE.com |
| TERMINATOR 3 : RISE OF THE MACHINES (R) WARNER BROS. (Theater) 2003 Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kristanna loken, Claire Danes & Nick Stahl. I wasn't sure what to expect from this Terminator movie cause I heard a lot of mixed reviews for it. I loved it! It had everything the first two had & lots more. This time around Arnold comes back to save John Conner from the new Terminatrix model of Terminators! Kristanna is the hot, vicious & down right evil Terminatrizx! There was more violence, explosions, destruction & some highly intense fight sequences between the two Terminators. This one added in some more comedy with some of the lines Arnold says. The story line also delves deeper into the creation of the Terminators & how they began. We even get to see a bunch of the T-1's in this film which are the very first Terminators built. I thought this was a great movie & just as good as the second one was, maybe even a little better. The only thing I would have liked to have seen was if Linda hamilton was in this one, but unfortunately she isn't!!! THE HULK (PG-13) 20TH CENTURY FOX (Theater) 2003 Starring: Eric bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte, Sam Elliot, Josh Lucas & more! This movie was pretty much what I expected it to be! I used to read The Hulk comic books & watch the TV show, so i was curious to see which way they would go with the film. They combined some elements from both of these into one. They followed a lot of the storyline from the comics, but also adding in touches of the TV show especially the way some of it was shot. The first half of the film was kind of slow moving as they built the back story a bit for Bruce banner & how he became The Hulk. Once Bruce turned into The Hulk things started to kick in. it became very action packed with lots of violence, destruction & great special effects. A lot of people didn't like the CGI Hulk, but I thought they did an amazing job on The Hulk himself. I liked how they tied in a little of the TV show into the comic version. Most people who favored the TV show didn't like it, but the majority of comic book fans will enjoy it!!! I know I did!!! THE MATRIX: RELOADED (R) WARNER BROS. (Theater) 2003 Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie Ann Moss, Monica Bellucci, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving & Jadda Pinkett Smith! By now everyone & their mother knows of this movie & what The matrix is. Well if you had questions from the first movie, a lot of them get answered in this one, but a lot more stuff happens to cause more questions. There is a ton of action & major special effects. Neo & Trinity set out to find the key maker who can open the on door to all the answers to figuring out The Matrix. Along their quest they run into some old villians like agent Smith, but this time around there are hundres of them! This is one of the best fight scenes in a movie ever. They also encounter some new villians as well like the albino twins. The freeway fight scene with them & morpheous was totally amaziing & blew my mind. I know a lot of people didn't like this movie as much as the first one cause they already know what The Matrix is. Well, i felt this one was just as good as the first. they threw in more action & more great special effects & took the story deeper. Plus they still have the hot Carrie Ann Moss in skin tight black leather along with Jada Pinkett Smith!!! |