| MOVIE & VIDEO REVIEWS (May 2003) |
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| First off, I'd just like to say a big thank you to Andy & Arlene Sidaris for being very cool people & for sending me all of their great movies for review on my website & for my personal viewing pleasure. Thanx a lot guys & keep up the great work!!! Check out their site for more great stuff with lots of BULLETS, BOMBS & BABES!!! www.ANDYSIDARIS.com |
| DO OR DIE (R) MALIBU BAY FILMS (DVD) Starring: Erik Estrada, Dona Speir, Pat Morita, Roberta Vasquez, Bruce Penhall, Cynthia Brimhall & lots more. Here we have anothe DVD edition from the Andy Sidaris Collection. in this one an international crime boss master minds a deadly game of retalliation to teach two undercover federal agents a lesson they won't ever forget. Dona Speir & Robert Vasquez are the two very beautiful agents who won't give up until they stop this crime boss. There are high speed chases & high tech weapons that can't stop these two women from accomplishing their goal. These hot agents will do what ever they can & they do! The DVD special features include hosting by Andy Sidaris & Julie Strain, commentary by Andy & Arlene Sidaris, location featurette, interviews, still gallery, trailers & lots more. The Andy Sidaris DVD collection is one of the best DVD series out there! These movies are filled with tons of babes, bombs & bullets!!! HARD HUNTED (R) MALIBU BAY FILMS (DVD) Starring: Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Rodrigo Obregon, Bruce Penhall, Cynthia Brimhall & lots more. This is yet another new DVD release from the great Andy Sidaris collection. HARD HUNTED is about an underworld arms dealer who smuggles a nuclear trigger from China. Before a deal can go through a U.S. agent goes undercover to steal it. When she is murdered the beautiful undercover agents must save the day! The hottest undercover agents are back & hotter than ever!!! They never back down from a battle & looking better than anyone holding a gun! Betwteen all the government excitment, they find their own erotic excitment! These beautiful babes can stop any battle they are tossed into!!! The DVD also features hosting by Andy Sidaris & Julie Strain, commentary by Andy & Arlene Sidaris, Julie K Smith Featurette, interviews, still gallery, trailers & lots more. This is one of the best DVD's in the Andy Sidaris Collection. Pick up all of their DVD's you will not be disapointed, trust me!!! www.ANDYSIDARIS.com |
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| BARE WENCH PROJECT, THE (R) PLATINUM DISC CORP (DVD) 2001 Starring: Nikki Fritz, Julie K Smith, Lorissa McComas, Antonia Dorian, Julie Strain & more. This is one of the many parodies made of the movie THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT horror movie. This is one of the wildest, craziest & sexiest parodies for this movie to date. Four very sexy coeds set out for the top of Bare Wench Mountain in search of the Bare Wench. Along the way they find themselves being more & more controlled by the bare Wench as they become more & more horny. They do a lot of campfire activities that involve lots of sexual adventures. There is a lot of bad acting, but you don't really notice it with all the hot sexy naked women running around & playing with each other. Julie Strain plays the part of the beautiful & sexy bare Wench!!! I thought Nikki Fritz was the hottest of all the chicks & I also thought she could actually act too!!! This is a definate must for all fans of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, especially the guys!!! - P.O. BOX 2798 / LA CROSSE, WI. 54602-2798 |
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| BLOODY VAMPIRE (NR) BEVERLY WILSHIRE FILMWORKS (DVD) 2000 This is an old black & white vampire movie that shows a little bit of a different take on the whole vampire story. This story is about a vampire virus that has inflicted a family for centuries & they need to be stopped. Another family who's ancestors have been trying to stop this virus try to stop these vampires before they spread it some more. They are trying to turn the small village where they live into vampires. The secret is revealed that both of these families have been rivals for centuries! This was a decent old time vampires movie that reminded me of an old time version of the movie BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. This is one that's worth checking out for all fans of classic horror flicks!!! - P.O. BOX 111 / PRINCE STREET STATION / NEW YORK CITY, NY 10012 |
| CRADLE OF FEAR (R) PRAGMATIC PICTURES Starring: Dani Filth, Emily Bouefante, Stuart lain, Edmund Denk, Eileen Daily & lots more! This was one really bizarre & messed up movie! The movie stars Dani Filth of the band CRADLE OF FILTH. He plays some weird vampire, monster demon that goes around killing a bunch of people. These people then turn into zombie demons & kill more people. Then all these other normal people start killing people. The people they kill turn into the living dead & hunt down their killers for revenge. A lot of it didn't make sense to me, but with all the blood, gore, violence & nudity, who cares! Lots of cool special make up effects in this one folks! This was a Gorefest Galore!!! DEVIL MAN 1 & 2 (R) EMOTION Starring: Yu Mizushima, Sho Hayami, June Koyamaki, Ryoko Sakakibara, Takeshi Fumihiko & more. DEVILMAN is a Japanese Animation movie better known as Japanamation. The first part was called "The Birth Of Devilman", which gives the origin of how Devilman cam to be. One of the characters named Ryo has found out that demons are slowly taken over the humans bodies & souls and then are taken over the world. Ryo convinces his friend Akira that they too must become demons to destroy all the other demons & save the human race!!! The second episode is called "Siren The Demon Bird" in this episode Akira (a.k.a. Devilman & Ryo must fight Siren, The Demonbird from killing them & as many humans as she can. Siren is a naked female demon that is part falcon & eagle. The animation was great as in most Japanamation films are. There was lots of blood, violence, nudity, graphic language & more to please any fan of this style! This is a must see!!! FRANKENHOOKER (R) SHAPIRO GLICKENHAUS ENTERTAINMENT (VHS) Starring: James Lorinz, Patty Mullen, Charlotte Helmkamp, Lia Chang, Sandy Colosimo & more. This is a pretty bizarre movie about a guy who is a wanna be scientist & is always performing experiments. When his fiance suffers a fatal accident he sets out to bring her back to life. he searches the town for hookers with the perfect body parts. Once he finds the right ones he kills them & takes the body part he wants. he pieces his girlfriend back together & brings her to life again. She is not the same as before though. She has been turned into a killer hooker, who sleeps with people & then kills them! The movie was a little weak in some parts, but for being an 80's cheesy movie it was still a cool B-Horror flick!!! GUMMO (R) NEW LINE CINEMA (VHS) Starring: Linda Manz, Max Perlich, Jacob Reynolds, Chloe Sevigny, Jacob Sewll & Nick Sutton. This was a really weird movie that was very twisted. The movie takes place in some backwoods town in Ohio where the next person is more bizarre than the one before. The movie mostly focuses on two teenage boys who go around town killing cats & selling them to the local meat market. Some other kids start doing the same thing & trouble between them starts. there are some other kids with mullets that are always hanging out bullshitting, smoking & drinking. There is another fucked up guys who gets money by letting people have sex with his retarted sister. Then there are these two skinhead looking brothers who killed their parents & are constantly being violent to each other & other people as well. This was a really strange & messed up movie about the most disfunctional town I've ever seen!!! |
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