| HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS (March 2008) |
BEHIND THE MASK (R) ANCHOR BAY (2006)
Starring: Nathan Baesel, Angela Goethals, Robert Englund, Scott Wilson, Bridgett Newton & more.
Leslie Vernon is an up & coming new serial killer. He wants to become famous like Myers, Krueger &
Voorhees, so he hires a small film crew to document his rise to fame. They follow him as he targets victims
to kill, sets up the scenario of where & how he will kill each & every victim. The crew gets a little bit
nervous as they get closer & closer to the killings. They soon realize that they are all part of his plan & have
become his victims. They do what they can to get away from him, but they all get slaughtered & killed. The
film was a bit slow at points & it's also done a bit campy & has a little bit of comedy to it. The end makes
up for everything when the killings starts & he actually snaps into his serial killer mode! I liked the concept
of this film a lot!
www.BEHINDTHEMASKthemovie.com
Starring: Nathan Baesel, Angela Goethals, Robert Englund, Scott Wilson, Bridgett Newton & more.
Leslie Vernon is an up & coming new serial killer. He wants to become famous like Myers, Krueger &
Voorhees, so he hires a small film crew to document his rise to fame. They follow him as he targets victims
to kill, sets up the scenario of where & how he will kill each & every victim. The crew gets a little bit
nervous as they get closer & closer to the killings. They soon realize that they are all part of his plan & have
become his victims. They do what they can to get away from him, but they all get slaughtered & killed. The
film was a bit slow at points & it's also done a bit campy & has a little bit of comedy to it. The end makes
up for everything when the killings starts & he actually snaps into his serial killer mode! I liked the concept
of this film a lot!
www.BEHINDTHEMASKthemovie.com
BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE (PG-13) MGM (2007)
Starring: Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy, Oliver Martinez, Kaija Riemann, Bryan Dick & more.
A young girl finds out that she is part of a family of werewolves & her cousin wants to take control of the
family & make the werewolves the dominate species on earth. An American student is studying in Europe
where this young lady is. She starts to fall in love with this guy & her cousin doesn't want her involved with
killing people. The movie was a little boring in spots & had some slow spots, but some of the action parts
were decent. Not the best werewolf film ever made, but not the worst either.
www.mydarkestsecrets.com
Starring: Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy, Oliver Martinez, Kaija Riemann, Bryan Dick & more.
A young girl finds out that she is part of a family of werewolves & her cousin wants to take control of the
family & make the werewolves the dominate species on earth. An American student is studying in Europe
where this young lady is. She starts to fall in love with this guy & her cousin doesn't want her involved with
killing people. The movie was a little boring in spots & had some slow spots, but some of the action parts
were decent. Not the best werewolf film ever made, but not the worst either.
www.mydarkestsecrets.com
DEAD SILENCE (R) TWISTED PICTURES (2007)
Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valletta, Donnie Wahlberg, Michael Fairman, Joan Neney & more
A guy receives a strange package in the mail that had no return address & contained a strange looking doll.
He leaves his apartment & returns later & finds his wife has been slaughtered in the bedroom. He returns to
his home town & visits his dad & finds out that the parents slaughtered & killed a lady named Mary Rielly
who was a ventriloquist. They think she killed a small child so the town adults killed her & buried her with
all her dolls. The dolls have returned & are now killing all the people of the town. The movie was made by
the guys who did SAW. There is a big twist at the end of the film, just like the SAW movies.
www.DEADSILENCEmovie.net
Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valletta, Donnie Wahlberg, Michael Fairman, Joan Neney & more
A guy receives a strange package in the mail that had no return address & contained a strange looking doll.
He leaves his apartment & returns later & finds his wife has been slaughtered in the bedroom. He returns to
his home town & visits his dad & finds out that the parents slaughtered & killed a lady named Mary Rielly
who was a ventriloquist. They think she killed a small child so the town adults killed her & buried her with
all her dolls. The dolls have returned & are now killing all the people of the town. The movie was made by
the guys who did SAW. There is a big twist at the end of the film, just like the SAW movies.
www.DEADSILENCEmovie.net
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3-D (R) PARAMOUNT PICTURES (1982)
Starring: Dana Kimmel, Paul Kratka, Richard Brooker, Anne Gaybis, Nick Savage & more.
In this 3rd installment of the FRIDAY THE 13TH series Jason is back & set to do more killing. He starts
off with killing some people not at Crystal Lake, but on his way to the camp. Once Jason gets to camp there
get killed off pretty quickly. This is also the first film that brings in the infamous hockey mask for Jason!
Not my favorite of all the FRIDAY's but still a good one over all!
www.FRIDAYTHE13THfilms.com
Starring: Dana Kimmel, Paul Kratka, Richard Brooker, Anne Gaybis, Nick Savage & more.
In this 3rd installment of the FRIDAY THE 13TH series Jason is back & set to do more killing. He starts
off with killing some people not at Crystal Lake, but on his way to the camp. Once Jason gets to camp there
get killed off pretty quickly. This is also the first film that brings in the infamous hockey mask for Jason!
Not my favorite of all the FRIDAY's but still a good one over all!
www.FRIDAYTHE13THfilms.com
PRIMEVAL (R) HOLLYWOOD PICTURES (2007)
Starring: Dominic Purcell, Brooke Langton, Orlando Jones, Jurgen Prohlhnow, Gideon Emery & more.
A group of journalist head out to some South American city where there is a serial killer killing hundreds of
people. When they arrive they have two killers to deal with. The one is a giant killer crocodile that keeps
coming up on shore & eating the natives who live in the small villages along the river banks. The other is the
have become hugely involved in everything that is going on. The freaky thing about this whole movie is that
it's based on true events & that they still haven't found the huge crocodile & he still exists in the rivers.
www.PRIMEVAL-themovie.com
Starring: Dominic Purcell, Brooke Langton, Orlando Jones, Jurgen Prohlhnow, Gideon Emery & more.
A group of journalist head out to some South American city where there is a serial killer killing hundreds of
people. When they arrive they have two killers to deal with. The one is a giant killer crocodile that keeps
coming up on shore & eating the natives who live in the small villages along the river banks. The other is the
have become hugely involved in everything that is going on. The freaky thing about this whole movie is that
it's based on true events & that they still haven't found the huge crocodile & he still exists in the rivers.
www.PRIMEVAL-themovie.com
RETURN TO HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (R) DARK CASTLE (2007)
Starring: Amanda Righetti, Cerina Vincent, Erik Palladino, Tom Riley, Jeffrey Combs & more.
In this 2nd film a group of people go back to the HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. They discover a book
looking for the treasures. Along the way they battle each other for the book & at the same time the ghosts of
was released directly to DVD & it was really good. It was actually really good & just as good as the original
one. If you dug the first film, then you'll definitely want to check out this film as well!
www.RETURNTOtheHOUSE.com
Starring: Amanda Righetti, Cerina Vincent, Erik Palladino, Tom Riley, Jeffrey Combs & more.
In this 2nd film a group of people go back to the HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. They discover a book
looking for the treasures. Along the way they battle each other for the book & at the same time the ghosts of
was released directly to DVD & it was really good. It was actually really good & just as good as the original
one. If you dug the first film, then you'll definitely want to check out this film as well!
www.RETURNTOtheHOUSE.com
THE ABANDONED (R) AFTER DARK FILMS (2006)
Starring: Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden, Valentin Ganev, Paraskeva Djukelova, Carlos Reig-Plaza & more.
A young woman receives a notice in the mail that she is to inherit a small house in this secluded wooded area
of Russia. She goes over to Russia to the capital city to collect all the information for the house. Once she
heads out to the house, the driver tells her he will only take her so far to the house because of all the evil stuff
attached to the house. Once she enters the house all this bizarre & scary stuff starts happening. She starts
seeing vision of these evil spirits that resemble her. The ghosts starts attacking her & she soon unraveled
what's happening to her & why the house is know for all the evil stuff attached to it. It was a really cool,
creepy & dark film!
www.THEABANDONEDmovie.com
Starring: Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden, Valentin Ganev, Paraskeva Djukelova, Carlos Reig-Plaza & more.
A young woman receives a notice in the mail that she is to inherit a small house in this secluded wooded area
of Russia. She goes over to Russia to the capital city to collect all the information for the house. Once she
heads out to the house, the driver tells her he will only take her so far to the house because of all the evil stuff
attached to the house. Once she enters the house all this bizarre & scary stuff starts happening. She starts
seeing vision of these evil spirits that resemble her. The ghosts starts attacking her & she soon unraveled
what's happening to her & why the house is know for all the evil stuff attached to it. It was a really cool,
creepy & dark film!
www.THEABANDONEDmovie.com
THE TRIPPER (R) COQUETTE PRODUCTIONS (2006)
Starring: David Arquette, Jason Mewes, Richmon Arquette, Paul Reubens, Christopher Allen & more.
A bunch of young adults are headed out to the woods for a love & peace music festival. This group of
friends, definitely love to party & do drugs & have a lot of sex while listening to some good music. At the
starts of the music festival weekend, some people start finding other dismembered, destroyed & hacked
apart. There is a little bit of a panic happening & everyone freaks out. The people don't leave though &
continue to party. The killer reveals himself & starts going on a murderous rampage & just slaughters
everyone he can. This was a cool, different kind of take on a slasher flick, that everyone should check out!
www.myspace.com/THETRIPPERmovie
Starring: David Arquette, Jason Mewes, Richmon Arquette, Paul Reubens, Christopher Allen & more.
A bunch of young adults are headed out to the woods for a love & peace music festival. This group of
friends, definitely love to party & do drugs & have a lot of sex while listening to some good music. At the
starts of the music festival weekend, some people start finding other dismembered, destroyed & hacked
apart. There is a little bit of a panic happening & everyone freaks out. The people don't leave though &
continue to party. The killer reveals himself & starts going on a murderous rampage & just slaughters
everyone he can. This was a cool, different kind of take on a slasher flick, that everyone should check out!
www.myspace.com/THETRIPPERmovie
UNTRACEABLE (R) LAKE SHORE ENTERTAINMENT (2008)
Starring: Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks, Joseph Cross, Mary Beth Hurt & more.
Diane Lane is an FBI agent who works on cyber crimes that happen on the internet. Her partner & her
discover a new website that is called Kill With Me. The check it out & find out that the site is set up for a
live broadcast of a killing a kitten. Once the cat dies the site shuts down. It reappears, but this time a human
is the death subject. The catch is that the more people that log on the quicker the person dies. The site
catches on & more & more people log on & more people are brought to the site to kill. The FBI has to find
the person responsible for the site & how everyone is connected. This film was very intense & suspenseful
& very much worth watching!
www.sonypictures.com/movies/UNTRACABLE
Starring: Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks, Joseph Cross, Mary Beth Hurt & more.
Diane Lane is an FBI agent who works on cyber crimes that happen on the internet. Her partner & her
discover a new website that is called Kill With Me. The check it out & find out that the site is set up for a
live broadcast of a killing a kitten. Once the cat dies the site shuts down. It reappears, but this time a human
is the death subject. The catch is that the more people that log on the quicker the person dies. The site
catches on & more & more people log on & more people are brought to the site to kill. The FBI has to find
the person responsible for the site & how everyone is connected. This film was very intense & suspenseful
& very much worth watching!
www.sonypictures.com/movies/UNTRACABLE
VACANCY (R) SCREEN GEMS (2007)
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Luke Wilson, Frank Whaley, Ethan Embry, Scott G Anderson & more.
Kate & Luke are husband & wife on a road trip driving through the desert. They are not getting along & have
been fighting the whole time. The car breaks down & they get help from a tow truck guy. He takes them to
an out of the way middle of nowhere motel. They get a room & soon discover that this is not where they
want to be. They find some video tapes & start watching them. The tapes contain all these torture tapes of
previous guest in the motel. They try to escape, but the men from the motel keep chasing them & torturing
them so they can get away. The film is fast paced & has a lot of intense moments to it. Not as good as I
thought it would be, but it still was a decent flick in all.
www.sonypictures.com/movies/VACANCY
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Luke Wilson, Frank Whaley, Ethan Embry, Scott G Anderson & more.
Kate & Luke are husband & wife on a road trip driving through the desert. They are not getting along & have
been fighting the whole time. The car breaks down & they get help from a tow truck guy. He takes them to
an out of the way middle of nowhere motel. They get a room & soon discover that this is not where they
want to be. They find some video tapes & start watching them. The tapes contain all these torture tapes of
previous guest in the motel. They try to escape, but the men from the motel keep chasing them & torturing
them so they can get away. The film is fast paced & has a lot of intense moments to it. Not as good as I
thought it would be, but it still was a decent flick in all.
www.sonypictures.com/movies/VACANCY
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