| HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS (May 2007) |
| BREEDERS (R) MGM / UNITED ARTISTS (1986) Starring: Teresa Farley, Lance Lewman, Frances Raines, Natalie O'Connell, Amy Brentano & more. I heard of this film from the 80's before, but never saw it until now. The film takes place in New York City, where women are being attacked & raped. The women are being attacked by people they know, but before they are attacked the men start screaming in pain & bleeding from all different parts of their bodies & their they are attacked the men start screaming in pain & bleeding from all different parts of their bodies & their skin is then shed to reveal an alien creature. The creature then attacks & rapes the women. The women come from all walks of life, but have one thing in common, they are all virgins. The women all end up pregnant after the attacks, so they can spawn alien babies to take over earth. The story was cheesy as well as the special effects & acting, but there was a lot of nudity. Just about every woman on screen got naked. This is worth at least one viewing for this reason alone!!! |
| EYEBALL (R) JOSPEH BRENNER ASSOCIATES INC. (1975) This is an Italian movie from the 70's. It's a slasher type horror movie about a group of tourists in Italy on tour of the country. There are all different people on the tour. At every place they stop & visit a new person is killed off. The victims are always women & they all have their eyes gouged out, which is why the name of the movie is called EYEBALL. Each of the killings are pretty much the same. All of them for some reason get naked & then eventually get killed off, The over dubbing was OK, but the story & acting were a little slow & cheesy!!! |
| KISSED (R) GOLDWYN FILMS / ORION HOME VIDEO (1996) Starring: Molly parker, Peter Outbridge, Jay Brazeau, Natasha Morley, Jessie Winter & more. rubs the dead animals blood on her body & gets turned on by it. As she gets older she gets a job in a funeral home. She gets to clean up the bodies & prepare them for the viewings. After everyone leaves she starts having sex with all the male corpses. She then goes to college to learn the embalming process, so she can be closer to the bodies. In college she meets a guy she then starts dating. She doesn't enjoy having sex with him will have sex with him. The movie was a little strange, but was actually kind of good!!! |
| LAND OF THE DEAD (R) UNIVERSAL PICTURES (2005) Starring: Simon Baker, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Asia Argento, Robert Joy & more. I was very excited to see this film when I heard about it. I'm a huge zombie fan & a fan of George A Ramero. This is the fourth installment of his zombie flicks. In this film the zombies have gotten smarter & have learned how to do things they used to do when they were human. There is a small city of humans surrounded by water. In the middle of the city is a huge skyscrapers building where all the rich people live. In the surrounding run down buildings is where everyone else lives. The outer limits of the city are guarded by military soldiers. Every time a zombie comes close to the city they are blown away. The city sends out troops at night to scour the zombie infested cities for food & supplies. On one trip the zombies follow them back to the city. Once they figure out how to get in, all hell is unleashed! There is a ton of gore & good gross parts too. The zombie effects & make up were superb as always coming from Tom Savini. There is enough blood, gore, action & violence to satisfy any fan of these types of movies!!! www.LANDOFTHEDEADmovie.net |
| LITTLE WITCHES (R) A-PIX ENTERTAINMENT (1996) Starring: Mimi Reichmeister, Sherri Rappaport, Zelda Rubinstein, Jack Nance, Eric Pierpont & more. group too. You have the smart one, the bad one, the good one, the fat one & the innocent virgin one. There are This flick is about a bunch of teenage girls all living at a private catholic school. It's your typical teen girl men doing renovations on the church when a hidden tunnel below the church is discovered. Once night falls the girls decide to go exploring in the tunnels. They discover some ancient religious ritual rooms. They start messing with incantations & spells in books & demons from hell are summoned. The girls start doing weird things, especially the bad girl. The only one not affected is the virgin girl. The church finds out & is forced to cast the demons back to hell. The acting is bad & so was the story & special effects. The one girl is decent to look at & you get to see a young Clea Duvall (GHOST OF MARS, CARNIVALE) in one of her first roles! |
| THE HOLE (R) DIMENSION FILMS (2001) This movie is about a group of college kids who want to do something different for their holiday break. The one friend knows of the perfect place. He takes them to an old bomb shelter in the ground. Four of the teens decide to stay & party in the bomb bunker. One of the girls is obsessed with the one guy & will do anything to have him love her. As they continue to party all these strange things happen. Three of the teens die off in different ways & in strange ways. The one girl who lives to tell the story to detectives of the bizarre deaths, but there's a weird twist at the end that gives the movie a good turn & makes it a better movie than expected! |
| TOOLBOX MURDERS (R) LIONS GATE FILMS (2003) Starring: Angela Bettis, Brent Roam, Marco Rodriguez, Rance Howard, Juliet Landau & more horror movies & Tobe Hooper (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, POLTERGIEST) made it. Well, I was quickly disappointed. This film was nothing like the original one. This one is about an old apartment building in Hollywood that has had mysterious things happening to people in the building since the 40's. The only thing the same is the killer uses tools as his weapons of killing. He uses a hammer, drill, electric saw, crowbar & more. The killer is hidden in some hidden corridors & holes all through out the building. There is a surprise with the killer in the end of the film, but it's something you might eventually suspect. There was a few gory parts, but nothing too great. I liked the original much, much better! www.TOOLBOXMURDERS.co.uk |
| WAR OF THE WORLDS (PG-13) DREAM WORKS PICTURES (2005) Starring: Tom Cruise, Justin Chatwin, Dakota Fanning, Tim Robbins, Miranda Otto & more I wasn't too sure about this film. I'm not a huge fan of Tom Cruise, but this was a Steven Speilberg movie, so it has to be some what good. The film starts off with Tom's character going to pick up his kids from his ex-wife. He shows up late & she is worried he won't be responsible & something bad will happen. It does, big time! A huge storm heads in & keeps shooting lighting down in the same spots. Come to find out it was shooting something in the ground. Up rises giant robots operated by alien life forms. They start incinerating people & blowing up buildings. The military comes into action, but they make no difference. There is a lot of intense action & special effects all through out the, but there's a typical Hollywood ending! www.WAROFTHEWORLDS.com |
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| THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (PG-13) SCREEN GEMS (2005) Starring: Laura Linney, Tom Wilkinson, Campbell Scott, Jennifer Carpenter, Colm Feore & more. I was a little iffy about this film, not knowing if it would be a good flick or not. This film is based on real events that happened to Anneliese Michel, a young German woman in the 70's. The film starts off in a small farm house with the family of the possessed girl. There is a police officer, a doctor & a priest also present in the house. The doctor declares Emily Rose dead & the police officer arrests the priest. The priest is held up in jail & is set to go to trial for the death of Emily Rose. As the court case unfolds we hear & see what happened to Emily & things that went on during her possession. This wasn't really a horror movie, but more of a suspense thriller. This film was pretty decent & worth watching!!! www.sonypictures.com/movies/EXORCISMOFEMILYROSE/site/ |
| THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (R) LIONS GATE FILMS (2005) This is the second Rob Zombie film. The film is not a sequel to HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES, but a continuation of that film. The film starts out with the police storming an old run down farm house. The people inside are the maniacs who did all the killing in the first film. They start firing back at the police as they ambush the house. Some are killed & two escape. They capture the mother & lock her up for questioning. The two who escape go to a motel to wait for their father to meet up with them. They kidnap a music band who was staying there. They slaughter everyone & then some. Once the father arrives they go on the run from the police & a killing spree along the way. The film was very good, but there were a few parts that were slow moving, but it was a pretty good 70's style horror/violent flick!!! www.DEVILSREJECTS.com |
